Hands down – one of the worst, stupidest movies of all time. Please, Sandra Bullock, GO AWAY. And The Hangover wasn’t even that funny. Bradley Cooper, please join her. You will never be “Brad.” Never.

I’m going to be doing these daily beginning next week. I promise.

I am feeling extremely under the weather today. In New York, it’s hot, then it’s cold. It’s hot, then it’s cold. It’s like a neverending cycle of how many layers to wear. Maybe I don’t have any right to bash Darius’ love for Josh Homme after that last statement.

This is the first of several thousand to come daily updates. You wrote. I listened. Welcome.

New York City is at it again. Touring musicians, watch out. $330 fines are on their way.

I am back. I know, this site has been too tame. I’ve read your emails, and I promise, I’m back.

Click to read my miserable experience at the Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale, Long Island, NY. It takes a lot for me to make a post of this nature, but they struck a nerve.

“This is a fun little story that’s very informational, so keep on reading if you’d like to get ahead. We’re all about sharing here at All Knowing Force.”

I have an interview with Dunder Mifflin tomorrow. I can’t wait to see Michael.

Some “rock writers” and publications refer to Better Than Ezra as a washed-up band from the 90′s. I guess they never attended one of their shows. Their SOLD OUT show at Irving Plaza was amazing.